verboten

i am now verboten to write about such mundane things as daily tasks.

i have to be much more abstract because that is witty and cool. and that's what i need to be (apparently).

so, here we go.

the leaves are really starting to fall off the trees and i'm bundling up because the weather is getting colder and pretty soon i'll have to be wearing thermals under my clothes (why are thermals called long johns?).

speaking of which--did you know someone else "owns" 20% of your dna? now, technically speaking, you can do what you want with your body, and no one is going to try to snatch your DNA from you. and they won't sue you for patent infringment for your own body replicating itself. but there you go.

it's not that i didn't know about this stuff. i mean, come on, i'm a scientist and up on all the inside scoops. plus i've been told on numerous occasions that i "know everything".

but i'm just out here trying to distribute the knowledge to all you little folks. the blind masses who read (in braille) my blog.